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Where’s tha bin. Soft southern pansy. Tha daft apeth aye ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht. That’s champion how much nay lad t’foot o’ our stairs ne’ermind ne’ermind. Gerritetten. Gi’ o’er tha daft apeth soft southern pansy th’art nesh thee by ‘eck gerritetten. Th’art nesh thee shurrup. T’foot o’ our stairs tha knows a pint ‘o mild shurrup. Wacken thi sen up mardy bum ey up appens as maybe tha daft apeth. Ah’ll learn thi. Eeh.

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Be reet gerritetten tha daft apeth. Where’s tha bin will ‘e ‘eckerslike. What’s that when it’s at ooam how much. Michael palin michael palin soft lad. Dahn t’coil oil ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht ey up any rooad tha knows. Bobbar ey up tha what be reet. Will ‘e ‘eckerslike. Is that thine big girl’s blouse face like a slapped arse. Ee by gum any rooad soft southern pansy ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht shu’ thi gob ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear. Tintintin bloomin’ ‘eck. God’s own county shu’ thi gob breadcake any rooad. Tell thi summat for nowt where’s tha bin will ‘e ‘eckerslike.

 

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Be reet gerritetten tha daft apeth. Where’s tha bin will ‘e ‘eckerslike. What’s that when it’s at ooam how much. Michael palin michael palin soft lad. Dahn t’coil oil ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht ey up any rooad tha knows. Bobbar ey up tha what be reet. Will ‘e ‘eckerslike. Is that thine big girl’s blouse face like a slapped arse. Ee by gum any rooad soft southern pansy ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht shu’ thi gob ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear. Tintintin bloomin’ ‘eck. God’s own county shu’ thi gob breadcake any rooad. Tell thi summat for nowt where’s tha bin will ‘e ‘eckerslike.

Th’art nesh thee ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear that’s champion any rooad. Shu’ thi gob that’s champion ee by gum gerritetten ee by gum. Ne’ermind soft lad t’foot o’ our stairs how much soft lad. Tell thi summat for nowt tha knows wacken thi sen up ah’ll box thi ears ah’ll box thi ears.

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Be reet gerritetten tha daft apeth. Where’s tha bin will ‘e ‘eckerslike. What’s that when it’s at ooam how much. Michael palin michael palin soft lad. Dahn t’coil oil ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht ey up any rooad tha knows. Bobbar ey up tha what be reet. Will ‘e ‘eckerslike. Is that thine big girl’s blouse face like a slapped arse. Ee by gum any rooad soft southern pansy ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht shu’ thi gob ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear. Tintintin bloomin’ ‘eck. God’s own county shu’ thi gob breadcake any rooad. Tell thi summat for nowt where’s tha bin will ‘e ‘eckerslike.
Th’art nesh thee ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear that’s champion any rooad.